*Insert Witty Catchphrase Here*
Lover, let me make my intentions plain.
We’ve lazy hours yet to fill together,
I want to be inspired by the weather:
Let’s bang like screen doors in a hurricane.
Courtesy of yours truly, because a friend pointed out the structure of that last line during a chat and dared me to write an actual poem with it in. So here we are: iambic pentameter, or close enough. (Roughly, anyway, but it fulfilled the dare. XD)
Sudden Rôg/Curufin snippet

…so thanks to some random chatter I wound up writing a thing? Um, based off the idea of Curufin in Gondolin… and then smith-shipping happened. Just a little snippet of Silmarillion fic.


He was immaculately dressed, this son of Fëanor, when he first toured the workshops; his name is noted as that of a craftsman, but he is not dressed for his craft all of the time. Politics is another craft, and one that Curufin dresses for most carefully.

He is not dressed for politics today. He is not dressed for craft, either. His long dark hair is in disarray, and red marks stand out upon his bare skin wherever Rôg’s hands have gripped him, but he leaves marks of his own and seems pleased by both.

Rôg’s skin is scarred and smithy-roughened, but not all sensations are dulled, and this one sears through his senses, rising molten and undeniable to set all his thoughts aflame.

New pics of my puppy Sirius! Freshly groomed and so fluffy.

What does Annatar like about Celebrimbor?

He’s so well-hung.

Adorable husky puppy I saw at the pet shop.

Tumblr hungers.

Tumblr hungers.

Some photos of my little Sirius, who’s now six months old.



A super girly and peppy blonde girl who wears bright pink dresses and skirts everyday is best friends with a quiet goth girl who of course sports all black clothing and big lace up boots. Someone jokes and yells to them “Hey look, a fairy and a vampire!” The blonde turns around and flashes a fanged grin and says “She’s human, actually.”

i couldn’t resist…image



i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla

he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex

he liked pigeons

he was a vegetarian 

he was a babe

he was shy

he hated edison 

he’s perfect 


Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.

Are you serious the death ray was the best part


AND he actually built a device that could give everyone free electricity but the government forced him to take it down


she had curves in all the right places, and all the left places, also, and in places forgotten by time, and in places known only by dwarven scholars